And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
you made out with another girl for some wings
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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