Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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