I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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