I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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