It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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