you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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