I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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