I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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