i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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