if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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