Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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