becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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