If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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