Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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