I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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