You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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