i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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