Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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