sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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