I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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