ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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