We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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