I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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