i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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