can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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