You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
false alarm. still invincible.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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