Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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