I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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