He is such a slut. More and more my type.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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