Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
