I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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