i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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