i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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