Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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