I just cut my nipple shaving
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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