There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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