would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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