its not stalking. its research.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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