I puked a lego.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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