Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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