She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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