i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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