quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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