i permit you to call me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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