my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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