I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i just google imaged poop.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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Is it because I queefed?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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