my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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