he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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