i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
no you cant smoke seaweed
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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