it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
