Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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