so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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