she woke up with a sticky ear
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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