"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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