So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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