i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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