my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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