So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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