Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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