dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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